Jet Setting Apes
Now I've Seen Everything!
Haikus for Skymall
Read our haikus about the products you only want when you're stuck on
a plane for 4 hours, including fish head beverage coolers, a hot dog cooker,
and a whole page of haiku dedicated to our favorite item -- the
Apes Abroad in America
Ape Culture Visits Boston and Plymouth,
the World Headquarters of Thanksgiving!
We ate where the pilgrims ate, followed the freedom trail, visited writers
homes, the museum of bad art, and Cranberry World.
Burning Man 2007: A Greenhorn Meets the Green Man
Mary Ladd interviews Julie Wiskirchen about Julie's virgin trip to Burning Man
Don't Molest the Amish! Tourist
Tips for Lancaster County and Philadelphia, PA
Join us as we romp through a corn maze, tour Hershey Chocolate World,
visit the Franklin Mint Museum, and gawk at the world's largest colon.
Christmas Decorations Run Amok in Yonkers, NY and Dyker Heights, Brooklyn,
Holyland USA, The Pictures
Take a tour through a deserted religious amusement park IF YOU DARE!
The Mother of All Road Trips
Coolia drives coast to coast, stopping at such attractions as the Precious
Moments Chapel, Cadillac Ranch, and, oh yeah, the Grand Canyon.
Ape Culture's British columnist Doug Stackhouse contemplates pop stars
hawking breakfast cereals and his fifteenth year of Living in America.
And it ain't all Cheerios, my friend.
Tutor to the Stars Burns Her Bum
Jen Saunders, aka Tutor to the Stars, tries in vain to visit her boss's
celebrity friends in LA, but does manage to drag her boyfriend, the
Gentleman of Leisure, to several LA tourist traps. Check out her travelogue.
From Ostrich Races to Stuffed Trigger: A Weekend
in Branson - Coolia enjoys good ol' American excess and country livin'
in Branson, Missouri
Apes Abroad in Japan
Apes Abroad in Japan I:
Japanese TV, karaoke, and taiko
Apes Abroad in Japan II:
Loose sock girls, a trip to the big city, and Doraemon
Apes Abroad in Japan III:
Nine random thoughts on topics ranging from penis shrines to roadkill
Apes Abroad in Japan IV:
Back in the USA, the big bosomed superstar gaijin reflects on her top
13 likes and top 8 dislikes about Japan
Beck in JAPAN!!
Beastie Boys in JAPAN!!
Apes Abroad in Australia
Abroad in Australia
Julie's first report documents the trip over and her initial impressions
of this un-downer land and people in Sydney.
If it's Tuesday, it must be the Big Banana! Ride shotgun with Julie Wiskirchen
as she tours the east coast of Australia from Sydney to Byron Bay, from
Big Oyster to Big Prawn.
Two Broads Abroad in Paradise
Our two Apes Abroad correspondents tour Australia's Gold Coast, stopping
to cuddle koalas and visit the Big Pineapple.
The Gentleman of Leisure
and the Broad of Kitsch do New Zealand
What hilarity ensues when this mismatched duo embarks on a 2-week tour
of New Zealand's north island!
Sydney's 2000 Gay and Lesbian Mardi
See the hilarious pictures of Sydney's spectacular Mardi Gras shebang!
The 2001 Sydney Gay and Lesbian
Mardi Gras Parade
Fabulous photos and commentary
As Sleazy As They Wanna Be
Photos and the sordid tale of Sleaze Ball 2000
The Best Games Ever!
Julie's Sydney Olympic journal
Cool Bananas, Vegemite, Kangaroo
Jerky and other things I Digested in Australia: Molly Denver's trip
Hypnotized by a most blatant and unashamed media blitz, Australian sheep
(the human kind) flock to a suburban mall to get their first live glimpse
of Bardot, a Spice Girls-clone band assembled, packaged, and sold on a
reality TV show called Popstars.
Sydney Concert Reviews:
Gray; ACDC; Big
Day Out; Rollins Band; Tom
Apes Abroad in Greece
One Time, At Sculpture Camp...
Molly Denver visits Athens and attends sculpture camp on the isle of Tinos,
where she learns to use power tools and drink ouzo.
Apes Abroad in Great Britain
A Pictorial History of Great Britain
as told with Microsoft Clip Art®
For most Americans, who find foreign history too tedious to contemplate,
this pictorial tour of Great Britain complied by Mary Ladd will give you
an informative overview supported by artistic interpretations of the UK
as designed by the artisans of Microsoft ®.
Molly Denver: Curmudgeon
Molly Denver visits London and finds the pint glass half empty.
Apes Abroad in Guyana
The Guyana Diaries: A Habitat for Humanity Trip - Molly Denver writes about a week of volunteer work in Guyana
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