Ape Culture - T-Shirts

Ape-Shirts! They're In! But unfortunately they are out of stock!

Like Randolph Duke told Mortimer Duke in Trading Places: "Buy! Buy! Buy!"

Below, Helga Sophia Ladd models our brand-spankin' new selection of top of the line, 100% cotton Ape Shirts.

Still alert after all these years: our
model, a demure age of 13, still
enjoys sports and leisure activities.

These relaxing, form-fitting, trend-setting t-shirts will be a huge hit at the dog park!

Helga's turn-ons include chewin' chips of rawhide and chillin'!

Turn-offs include being forced to socialize with Nerdia's dates and wearing human clothing!

Active wear for pensive moments!

"Where's my make-up man?!...Whose ass do I have to kiss to get a milk-bone around here?!"

Ape-shirts: perfect for canine cults!

Helga is very trim in this green Ape Culture ensemble. But read her heart-breaking Fat Pet story.

Ape Shirts come in two colors:
refreshing green &
casual brown

View from those punks standing
directly behind you at rock concerts

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