Ape-Shirts! They're In!
Like Randolph Duke told Mortimer Duke in Trading Places:
"Buy! Buy! Buy!"
Sophia Ladd models our brand-spankin' new selection of top of the
line, 100% cotton Ape Shirts.
Go directly to Ape Shirt Pricing &
Still alert after all these years: our
model, a demure age of 13, still
enjoys sports and leisure activities.
These relaxing, form-fitting, trend-setting t-shirts
will be a huge hit at the dog park!
Helga's turn-ons include chewin'
chips of rawhide and chillin'!
Turn-offs include being forced to socialize with Nerdia's dates
and wearing human clothing!
Active wear for pensive moments!
"Where's my make-up man?!...Whose ass
do I have to kiss to get a milk-bone around here?!"
Ape-shirts: perfect for canine cults!
Helga is very trim in this green Ape Culture ensemble. But read
her heart-breaking Fat Pet story.
Ape Shirts come in two colors:
refreshing green &
View from those punks standing
directly behind you at rock concerts
Ape Shirt Pricing & Ordering
1. Ape Shirt Sizes Available:
M, L, XL
2. Ape Shirt Colors Available:
3. Ape Shirt Fees:
(US) $10.00 per t-shirt
$ 4.00 US shipping & handling ($1 per each additional shirt)
(email for International Order shipping fees)
Methods of Payment:
We accept payment by check, money order and Paypal.
(Through Paypal, we can accept credit cards or bank transfers.)
with any questions or for Paypal instructions.
Make checks payable to Julie Wiskirchen. Send your order
information (be sure to cover items 1, 2, and 3 above) with payment to
Ape Culture, 3552 Kelton Ave., Los Angeles, CA, 90034.
Ape Culture and all associated pages are
ŠApe Culture 1998-2007 and evermore.