Eight is Enough Meets The Amityville
by Julie Wiskirchen: She watched Amityville Horror one afternoon and found
herself profoundly disturbed by James Brolin's resemblance to Barry Gibb.
So begins the genesis of this bloodbath of dysfunction.
Letters To Richard Simmons From Fat
By Julie Wiskirchen: We're talking about a problem that is prevalent in
society today yet seldom discussed and when it is discussed, it's usually
made light of, without regard for the feelings of those who are afflicted.
We're talking about house-pet obesity.
Little Pink Haunted Houses for
You and Me
By Julie Wiskirchen & Mary Ladd: We hear Stephen King and John Cougar
Mellencamp are collaborating on a broadway musical. We've come up with
some showstoppin', heartstoppin', farm-foreclosure-stoppin' songs for
The Minnow Files
By Terry S. Hawkins: What Scully and Mulder really need to do is to get
off their bums and find out what the hell happened to Gilligan and the
man known only as "the Skipper"!
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