Obese House Pets Petition
Richard Simmons for Help
Read the pets' heartbreaking letters to Richard and Richard's
Helga, mixed-up mixed breed
Chiquita, the charming and cheerful chihuahua
Sam, the cat with the thyroid problem
Rham-Beaux, shih tzu in denial
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Helga's story courtesy of Mary E. Ladd.
Chiquita's story courtesy of Christine
Sam's story courtesy of Kim G'Sell and Julie
Rham-Beaux's story courtesy of Julie Wiskirchen.
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