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America's Funniest Search Terms

America, America, this is You.

Here's our collection of actual phrases and words that you, dear readers, typed into search engines that led you to Ape Culture. We're glad you came, even if you were disappointed by finding a Woodstock concert review sans nudity when you went looking for "show me your tits." We've thrown in a few links to show you some of the pages these search terms led to. We like to think of this list as a found poem.

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The Groupies of Motley Crew

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christina crawford*

Elvis anecdotes

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teen poetry

susan anton

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I need a lover who won't drive me crazy

berry gordy and diana ross affair

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my girlfriend shrunk me

*a surprisingly popular search term, right up there with "phil hartman" and "show me your tits"

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