Games of the Apes
Here's your chance to be Rod Stewart, Courtney Love, Sonny Bono, Michelle
Phillips, David Lee Roth, or Michael Jackson...if you dare.
Automatic Crazy Michael Jackson Fan Hatemail Generator
We get a lot of hatemail from Michael Jackson fans, and we know if they
are bothering with lil' ol' us, responding on behalf of MJ must be a full
time job for them. So we created this handy tool to make it easier.
The "There's Your Boyfriend"
A mean-spirited, gender-reversed game based on the movie Dogfight.
Quizzes of the Apes
American Idol Audition Simulator
Take the "How Would Simon Cowell Judge You?" quiz and find out
if you're the total package or a total loser.
The BCAT (Burbank Celebrity Aptitude
Sharpen your Number Two pencil. Max Burbank, the man who gave the world
The Standardized Should I Stalk William Shatner Test, returns with some
challenging celebrity analogies.
Do you secretly love the bubblegum music you profess to hate? The Freud-based
test will help you discover your inner Tiffany-lover.
The Standardized "Should I Stalk
William Shatner?" Personality Test
Do you have what it takes to be a William Shatner stalker? Stop biting
your nails: find out now!
Which Beatle Are You?
The Beatle Personality Test - It's more fun than Myers Briggs!
Which California Gubenatorial Candidate
Should You Vote For?
Having trouble choosing between the 135 candidates? This handy quiz can
Which Osbourne Are You?
Do you ever get high and snort ants off a sticky popsicle stick you find
on the sidewalk? If so, you might be Ozzy.
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