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The Tom Jones Acrostic Poems

By Julie Wiskirchen

Pussycat, pussycat

As I do my pelvic thrust

Nymphs chuck their knickers

Toward my general direction

I wipe the sweat off my brow

Ever so sexily with a red lace bikini and then toss those

Skanky undies back to the crowd



Kiss...women and girls rule my world, act your age

Not your shoe size

I am bathed in sweat

Can you see the bulge in my pants?

Kiss...don't be too flirty, mama, I know how to undress me

Eager nymph tosses her panties at me

Reach to pick them up and then use them to wipe the

Sweat off my brow and toss them back at her!







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