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ONCE A HOOSIER, ALWAYS A HOOSIER

You have three names and you are born in Bloomington, Indiana in 1954, but you are not John Cougar Mellencamp. You're Jewish and crippled. You never crawl and you have to wear leg splints like Forrest Gump. A bookish loner, you spend your childhood reading Huckleberry Finn 200 times, wondering, "Will I ever jump?"

Lose the leg braces

Remain crippled for life

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