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YOUR MISSION, SHOULD YOU CHOOSE TO ACCEPT IT:

YOU'RE DAVID LEE ROTH!

You're outrageous, loud-mouthed, and over-sexed.
You're the high-kicking frontman for one of the most successful rock bands in history...
until it all comes crashing down...and Sammy comes walkin' in.

You once sang, "I get up and nothing gets me down."
Is this still the case?
Are you "right here, right now" or "where are they now?"

There's only one way to find out.

Be the Dave.

Well, you were born in a small town

This adventure was brought to you by Julie Wiskirchen, who learned everything she knows about Dave and about life from Dave's autobiography, Crazy From the Heat.

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