Ape Culture - Haikus for Sanjaya Malakar

The Sanjaya Mala-kus

I am not ashamed to wear an "I Like Sanjaya" button. I represent with a haiku tribute.

Buck up little fawn with the super shag hair do. Tweens just want a pet.
Cool ambition from your sister. You auditioned as a tag along.
You can hapenstance into great things with a smile... and a breck girl look.
It's mod hair that makes girls cry with joy. Remember Ringo's first job choice.
The sulking judges, your soft style delivery: cloud pressing on pins.
A smile like citrus: you can be fresh and juicy. Votes feed you like rain.
Teletubbies smile when Sanjy makes Simon quit. They have comeback plans.
Shags, flips, spiral curls. Judges want your music to perform like your hair.
It's not sexual. It's young love: someone dreamy to shop toe rings with.
In the dressing room Boys roll eyes while the girls put barrettes in your hair.
Your solid sweetness relaxes us and cuts through the acid hipness.
We want to hug you. Pish posh the votes for singing! We want to hug you.