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Obese House Pets Petition
Richard Simmons for Help

Read the pets' heartbreaking letters to Richard and Richard's compassionate replies.

Helga, mixed-up mixed breed

Chiquita, the charming and cheerful chihuahua

Sam, the cat with the thyroid problem

Rham-Beaux, shih tzu in denial

DISCLAIMER: this article is intended for parodistic purposes only.
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Tell us about your own fat pets.  

The spirit of Richard Simmons has been channelled through Julie Wiskirchen.
Helga's story courtesy of Mary E. Ladd.
Chiquita's story courtesy of Christine Horace.
Sam's story courtesy of Kim G'Sell and Julie Wiskirchen.
Rham-Beaux's story courtesy of Julie Wiskirchen.



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