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LIONEL RICHIE, YOUR LIFE IS CALLING Yes, like Lionel Richie when he left the Commodores and Peter Cetera who fled Chicago, you leave The Faces, but leave them willing and able to Pick Up the Pieces like that other Average White Band. Willing and able to chart a few mediocre hits to finish out the decade, maybe even achieving some kind of Genesis-like extension to their inevitable obscurity. But don't feel too smug. The same fate awaits you too. To the roster of Jurassic Rock tours we all come, playing to chubby baby boomers in the park. You're either the chubby spectator or the chubby act. Don't cry. Have a chalupa. The End. Back to the Beginning of the Story
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