You get busted shoplifting a KISS
T-shirt from Woolworth's. You're sent to reform school where you have
your first lesbian experience (and first orgasm) with your roommate, Geneva.
You go through a series of foster homes before becoming an emancipated
minor and receiving a trust fund of $500/month from your mom's stash.
You go see Cheap Trick and get
a backstage pass. While watching the crowd from the band's point of view,
you have an epiphany. For the first time in your lifeyou know what you
want to do--become a rock star. You want the power. You'll do whatever
it takes. You form a band called Sugar Babylon and then get kicked out
of that band. You head to Japan to strip, then to Dublin to try to live
with your dad (that lasts 3 days), then to England where you meet the
first in a long line of rock stars you'll obsess over. Who's the lucky
fella?
