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NO, MY FIRST NAME AIN'T BABY

When John tells you about his shrewish wife, you feel sorry for him. Then he shows you a picture of his adorable kids. Your guilt mechanism kicks in. Free love isn't hip when a binding contract has been signed. You walk away. Later, when you see John on TV, you kick yourself. When you see his daughter Mackenzie as the raging teen on One Day at a Time, you don't make the connection. But you worry about her when she runs away with her boyfriend Chuck and they're forced to live in Chuck's van. You feel strangely maternal.

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