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I KNOW THAT THERE IS PAIN, BUT YOU HOLD ON FOR ONE MORE DAY

Yes, you've been busy in the 80s and 90s. You've had several serious relationships and two sons. You've seen your daughter Chynna through her fifteen minutes of fame as "the pretty one" in the trio Wilson Phillips. Now you're still getting steady work on television, mostly because you sold your soul to the demon Aaron Spelling. He got you a recurring role on Knot's Landing, a part on the ill-fated Malibu Shores, the occasional role of Val's mom on 90210. Most recently, cruel Aaron cast you in an episode of Love Boat: The Next Wave. At least you still have your looks. And, you sounded good singing with John and Denny when you were inducted into the Rock 'N Roll Hall of Fame last year. Maybe you can get a reunion tour going before Spelling makes you take a role on his daytime drama Sunset Beach. That would be some California Nightmare.

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