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DOIN' IT ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
You agree to marry Jack and are surprised that he still keeps you in the cottage next to his house. He wants lots of kids and you're happy to oblige. He screws around, but so do you--it's an open marriage. How very 70s of you. Before long, you start bugging Jack to get you movie roles and he casts you as the frustrated housewife in a remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice. You and Jack heat up the screen with your kitchen table coitus, but the movie flops and proves to be a career killer for you. Jack gets serious with Anjelica Huston and kicks you and your babies out of the cottage. Go find another meal ticket, honey. Back to the Beginning
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