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DANCING WITH MR. BROWNSTONE



You and Kurt are prepared to mock Axl, a heavy metal dinosaur unable to adapt and live in the new grunge world, until you discover your common interest in pharmaceuticals. The three of you shoot up backstage at Radio City Music Hall. Too bad for you, the heroin Kurt bought on the street is some bad shit and you all three start to turn as blue as Axl's bandana. You die in each other's arms, leaving the tabloids to speculate for years about a bizarre Rose-Cobain-Love triad and leaving Frances Bean to be raised by Slash.

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