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PAPA JOHN FATHERED MORE THAN JUST A PIZZA CHAIN
Chynna is John's baby, but you're soon headed for divorce court, anyway. After you record your third album, the band breaks up. Cass goes solo. Denny and John develop full-blown substance abuse problems. You decide to become an actress. You get a role in The Last Movie and have a fling with the director, Dennis Hopper. You marry Dennis. Within a few days, you discover he's not a normal guy when he... Handcuffs you to keep you from leaving. Smokes a joint and starts talking about government conspiracies and aliens. Sells drugs to juvenile delinquents
and has conversations with a blow-up sex doll. Back to the Beginning
of the Story
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