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WAIT 'TIL THEY GET A LOAD-A CASS

Cass is Denny's best friend. You think she's a trip. The four of you leave the winter days of NYC for a sabbatical in the Virgin Islands. It's hot there, and things heat up between you and Denny. To support yourselves, you sing at Duffy's restaurant and Cass waitresses there. She sings from the floor because she doesn't want to stand on stage next to your skinny ass. Of course, this idyllic time can't last and it's not long before you're broke, busted, disgusted and ready to go home. You write a bad check for plane tickets and get as far as Puerto Rico. The airline won't take another bad check there and you're left with $20 between you.

You take out your guitars and busk for change at the airport.

You hit the casino.

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