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YOUNG TYKES BE FREE TONIGHT... TIME IS ON YOUR SIDE Your name is Roderick David Stewart and you are standing up in your crib, clearly in love with yourself although you have no lips and you never will. You are the youngest of five children living in a flat above your father's news agent shop in Glasgow, Scotland. As you grow, your accountant brother teaches you to be frugal with your money and your father teaches you to be frugal with your love. Supposedly, he doesn't trust women. No one teaches you to expand your mind and soul. This is pretty much the wide swath of things that intrigue your young impressionable mind: model trains, football, and girls.
Or will you become a boring dud of a human being? Back to the Beginning of the Story
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