Love Michelle, you are born in San Francisco on July
9, 1965, the offspring of the troubled union of Hank Harrison, a member
of the Grateful Dead entourage, and Linda Carroll, a flower power drop-out
with a trust fund. The only reason you weren't aborted is because Linda
thought you might be Bob Dylan's child. You're in therapy at age 2 and
diagnosed autistic when you decide
to stop talking for a year. Your dad treats you with much cruelty, doing
things like...
