The Perverted Geek's
Mary Ladd , Karen Ritchey, Chad
Roth & Donovan Zimmerman
In a techie loft far, far away and long, long ago,
three developers and one developer poser (that would be Mary) devised
this most impressive list of Valentine's conversation hearts for computer
geeks and code gurus the world over. If you're a nerd in love who knows
not what to say, let our love code candy scripts debug your inner stud...or
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Nice Box
Megabite Me
You Overheat My CPU
Bill Gates Rules
I'm Microsoft But a Great Companion
Are You Into SMS?
Nice Dataset
You're My Primary Key
No Constraints
Lets Upgrade Together
OLE Me!!
Nice Inbox
Lets Get GUI
Be My Binary
Hey Hexy
You're My C++
Let's UpLoad
Java Java
Ride My Hard Drive
Let's Get Asynchronous
Let's COM Together
Can I Touch Your Interrupt
Deep Code Me
Nice CallStack
Lets ERROR 69
Talk Cursor To Me
You're In My Class
ADO Me
Nice Objects
Nice Components
Let's Get Corrupted
Wanna Compilulate
Your Icons Are Showing
You Enumerate Me
Let's Do It On The File Table
I'm All Hexed Up
How About Some Hex
Dump My Bones
I Have VB Not VD
Let's Explore Our Drives
Nice Rack
May I Mount Your Rack
You Should Have A License For That Thing
Nice Backend
- Chad Roth
PIC me
Wanna bmp?
URLovely
I got cache
My domain or yours?
Access Me
You Bug Me
Debug Me
I Dump 4 U
Cool Dump
Let's Dump Together
Let's Crash Together
Don't Hex Me
Wanna see my matrix, baby
Byte Me
Burn, Baby, Burn
Burn My CD
C Me Tonight
You zip my hard drive
- Karen Ritchey
Nice ASP
Frag Me
Lets put the X in XML
Let's just have Hex
Wanna have a stack dump behind my blue screen
You're like a beautiful PERL
DOM your hot!
- Donovan Zimmerman
Delete me
I love code
Wanna cookie
Let's get registered
What's your service pack?
Wanna compile?
You have a nice installation package
You can't install that here!
- Mary E. Ladd
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