| Bill Paxton
By Julie Wiskirchen
|
Bill Pullman
By Mary Ladd |
| Hoop earring, stubble
Forget Titanic diamond
And plunder me, Bill.
|
Serpent and The Bill
Buried alive in voodoo.
Don't suffocate, Love. |
| Shrewish Jami Gertz
Chased you while you chased twisters
Cows flew, my heart skipped.
|
Jealous husband in
A cheesy brad pitt movie.
Lost little puppy. |
| Evening Star moved me
How I wept as you endured
Shirley Maclaine's kiss
|
Bewildered hero
In wacky situations
Sexy clown of love |
| Boxing Helena
Cut off my arms and legs, Stud.
Immobilize me.
|
Bill, the crocodile
cop: bust the monster in me,
Plunge my Lake Placid |
| Small town bean counter
With big dreams and dim brother.
You're cute in flannel.
|
Bill Pullman can kick
Bill Paxton's ass and still be
My sensitive man. |
| White bread Bill Pullman
So bland he'll never be a star.
Paxton's not afraid.
|
Stubbly raw Paxton:
Best served to hoosiers with beer,
Trailer mix and ham. |
| Bill Paxton has more
Talent in his sideburns than
Pullman possesses.
|
I knew there would have
to be somthing in there, those
Chia-pet sideburns! |
