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The Haiku Page:
Tributes to Minor Crushes

By Mary Ladd and Julie Wiskirchen

Julie's Haikus
Mary's Haikus

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Haikus de Julie

Brooding Corey Hart
Take off those damn sunglasses
Never surrender
Manimal's suave star
Brit Simon MacCorkindale
Food for Jaws 3-D
Spike-headed Limahl
Sang Never-ending Story
My love proved finite
Lust for George Michael
Made me buy a CHOOSE LIFE shirt
He chose bathroom sex
Blonde mohawk, earrings
Brian Bosworth stunned football
Straight-to-video
Cardinals star Jack Clark
Uni-browed, lumpy, and rude
What made me fixate?
Dug Christian Slater's
Nicholson act in Heathers
Rejected ape heart
Monstrous Hannibal
Lecter, Hopkins turned me on
I need therapy
Comparing Top Guns
Most girls pick Tom's Maverick
I want Iceman Val
I can never get back
The fifteen minutes I crushed
On Vanilla Ice

Haikus de Mary

TV's Drew Carey
Freaky in 50s glasses
Shaped like The Love Bug
Angie-Ex Robert Hayes
Blow me up like that air doll
Airplane! love is high
Pre-Hulk Bill Bixby
Villains, don't make me angry!
Green biceps Blossom
Duvall's Gus McCrae
Lonesome Dove's fresh zen cowboy
Plays cards for a poke
I thought Jeff Goldblum's
Remake was fly in The Fly
Nerdy, bug-eyed love
Guest star beau Paul Sand
70s full of reruns
No one remembers
Doing Corey Hart
Compels me to do John Waite
D'oh! Ran out of room

 

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David Cassidy
Three days, I thought I loved you
Too; was I on crack?

Cartman, I have all
The yum cheesy poofs you need
Calm down, chubby boy
Popeye Mark McGwire
The wood and how to swing it
Wish I liked baseball

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