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The Haiku Page:
Tributes to Minor Crushes

By Mary Ladd and Julie Wiskirchen

Julie's Haikus
Mary's Haikus

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Haikus de Julie

Brooding Corey Hart Take off those damn sunglasses Never surrender
Manimal's suave star Brit Simon MacCorkindale Food for Jaws 3-D
Spike-headed Limahl Sang Never-ending Story My love proved finite
Lust for George Michael Made me buy a CHOOSE LIFE shirt He chose bathroom sex
Blonde mohawk, earrings Brian Bosworth stunned football Straight-to-video
Cardinals star Jack Clark Uni-browed, lumpy, and rude What made me fixate?
Dug Christian Slater's Nicholson act in Heathers Rejected ape heart
Monstrous Hannibal Lecter, Hopkins turned me on I need therapy
Comparing Top Guns Most girls pick Tom's Maverick I want Iceman Val
I can never get back The fifteen minutes I crushed On Vanilla Ice

Haikus de Mary

TV's Drew Carey Freaky in 50s glasses Shaped like The Love Bug
Angie-Ex Robert Hayes Blow me up like that air doll Airplane! love is high
Pre-Hulk Bill Bixby Villains, don't make me angry! Green biceps Blossom
Duvall's Gus McCrae Lonesome Dove's fresh zen cowboy Plays cards for a poke
I thought Jeff Goldblum's Remake was fly in The Fly Nerdy, bug-eyed love
Guest star beau Paul Sand 70s full of reruns No one remembers
Doing Corey Hart Compels me to do John Waite D'oh! Ran out of room	Click on John Waite for a laugh
David Cassidy Three days, I thought I loved you Too; was I on crack?
Cartman, I have all The yum cheesy poofs you need Calm down, chubby boy
Popeye Mark McGwire The wood and how to swing it Wish I liked baseball

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