Mom said, "That red-haired
Tommy Herr is cute, but he's
no Keith Hernandez."
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| Beer cities collide,
'82 World Series. Bud
proves to be the King.
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| Whitey Herzog was
consistent - found a haircut
he liked, stuck with it
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| Splitter whizzes by
I wonder if creatures live
in Bruce Sutter's beard
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| Hot-headed Joaquin
Andujar - the first Spanish
name I could pronounce
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Ozzie should have stuck
to backflips, stayed out of the
temp agency biz
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A-student tickets:
free, sure, but upper deck view?
Players are red dots.
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Jack Buck gives play by
play smoothly, ignores Shannon's
Busch-fueld diatribes
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At Johnny Londoff
Chevrolet, I got Willie
McGee's autograph
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| I-70 World
Series: my crush on George Brett
divides loyalty
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| As a young softball
catcher, my role model was
tough Darrell Porter
I wanted to wear
sports goggles like Darrell, but
my vision was fine
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| Most girls liked Andy
Van Slyke; I preferred uni-
browed slugger Jack Clark
Jack Clark's harley crash:
the slugger wore no helmet,
still all brawn, no brains
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| George Hendrick flipped off
fans. He and his jerri curl
were much criticized
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| Rain delay at Busch:
fans don brockabrellas; Vince
Coleman maimed by tarp
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Torre comes and goes
Coach didn't wow us, but went
on to Yankee fame
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La Russa brings brains,
Big Mac, but fans mistrust him.
He's thin, won't live here.
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Ball soars toward upper
deck, nearly launched into space
by Mark McGwire
Cards nowhere near the
playoffs, yet fans come to watch
Big Mac take BP
McGwire's home run
record caps a magical
summer in the Lou
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| J. D. Drew never
lived up to promise; hangnail
made him miss ten games
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| Dawn breaks on a new
Cardinal golden era
Pujols hath arrived
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| Recipe for wins
Add Walker to strong lineup
Simmer 'til playoffs
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| Edmonds' homers, clutch
plays, diving catches, hair gel
make him fan favorite
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Astros keep coming
back, stress gives me more gray hair
Rolen's homer soothes
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So-so pitching mixed
with blitzkrieg offense, heart. That's
a pennant winner!
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