The BCAT (Burbank Celebrity Analogies Test) is a standardized
test of celebrity based analogies used to assist graduate departments,
trained therapists and the FBI Department of Profiling at Quantico in
their admissions process.
Directions: In each question, a word pair in capital letters
is followed by four other word or clause pairs. Choose the pair that expresses
a relationship most similar to the relationship expressed in the capitalized
pair.
C) Alan Hale Snr. : Bob Denver's Dad, if he'd been
a movie actor
D) Dominant, burly, rough trade, homosexual convict:
Robert Blake in about fourteen months
2. REGIS : WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE? ASPIRANT
::
A) Employer : Interviewee
B) Jeri Ryan : A fat, naked Trekkie with a computer and privacy
C) Johnny Cochran : Robert Blake in about fourteen
months
D) A Saint Christopher's Medal : Your 96-year old
Nana seconds before you tell her that about a decade ago the Catholic
Church announced Saint Christopher never existed so she's been praying
to dead air her whole life
C) A gum-snapping call girl : Another gum-snapping
call girl
D) Forcible violation at the hands of an adult male
silverback gorilla : Surviving an earwig burrowing all the way through
your brain only to learn it was a female... AND SHE LAID HER EGGS!!
D) A really old magazine in a dentist's office that
you read when it first came out : Some other thing you couldn't
give a damn about if your life depended on it
7. PEARL HARBOR: THE MOVIE : HISTORY ::
A) The Ten Commandments : Religion
B) Godzilla VS. Mecha-Godzilla : Science
C) Nympho Cheerleader Dungeon IV : Cinema
D) A soggy bowl of Alpha Bits : Literature
8. ROBERT DOWNEY JR. : SUBSTANCE ABUSE ::
A) Achilles : His heel
B) Wile E. Coyote : ACME Products
C) Senator Orin Hatch : Boy scouts
D) Willard Scott : A heapin' helpin' of mashed pertators
