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FORCES OF GOODISHNESS

Good decision, because another talent of yours lies in the kitchen. That is, you can cook! So well, in fact, you become a famous chef with your Sicilian family recipes, talking many "all spoons" baby-boomers into buying sets of your trendy cookbooks. You stay out of show business altogether, except for a steamy show on the Food Network and you realize that all good cooks make bad politicians, so you don't even vote. You feed many hungry people and the world is a happy place.

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