Now wait a minute; this could be a good thing. For
one thing, you have a knack for talking people into buying what they would
normally never buy if not under your Bonospell. Things like happy-hippie
albums, TV pilots for uninspired but flashy variety shows, political credibility.
The phrase 'he could talk a drowning man into water' has often been applied
to you. And a talent such as this can be used for either the forces of
goodishness or the forces of not-so-goodishness. You decide.
This Page contains many perilous adventures you may experience
as Sonny Bono. From time to time, you will be pressed to make a choice.
Each choice may lead to fame, glory or Scientology. Be careful. The whole
point of this elaborate exercise is as follows: you are responsible for
the decisions you make in your life. You can't click the back button in
the Web Page of Life. Think carefully before you make a bone-head move.
One mistake could cost you a variety series, a restaurant, an election,