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WHY NOT AIR JORDANS, KANGAROOS, OR REEBOK PUMPS?
You name your band after a tennis shoe and you perform covers of Stones' songs and Johhny B. Goode. You compete for prom and keg party gigs vs. Mammoth, a band that features the Van Halen brothers. Eventually, your band breaks up. The Van Halens borrow your PA and eventually you annoy them enough that they let you in their band. You convince them to rename the group Van Halen and you labor on the club circuit until one fateful night when KISS's bassist Gene Simmons attends your show. Gene steals Valerie Bertinelli from Eddie Back to the Beginning
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