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CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, YOU DID NOT SEDUCE JERRY GARCIA TO ADVANCE YOUR CAREER


It's true your dad knew the Grateful Dead and he claims to have managed them for a while (he also claims that you may have had your husband murdered). He never took you on the road with the Dead, rather he introduced you to the hippie lifestyle at home.


Turn on, tune in, get dropped off at preschool.

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