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I WONDER WHAT THE TEACHER'S GONNA LOOK LIKE THIS YEAR?

You can't be a hard rock frontman in a wheelchair. Because you've read Huck Finn 200 times, you become Professor Roth, a noted Mark Twain scholar. You get tenure at Pepperdine University in Malibu. California Girls develop crushes on you. They've got it bad, got it bad, got it bad.

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