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"MY INNER CHILD WANTS TO GET LAID" You go from playing stadiums with Van Halen to playing small rooms in Vegas for 300-400 people with your new band, David Lee and His Blues-Bustin' Mambo Slammers. You complain that the Vegas of the 90s is targeted to kids and that you'll never be a family show. You're well on your way to obscurity--next stop, Branson?--when you get a phone call from a special someone. VH1's Where Are They Now producer Valerie Bertinelli
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