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A DIME BAG, TWO STRIPPERS, A SERPENT, AND A RAINBOW
In New York City, you go to strip bars and get busted for buying $10 worth of pot in Washington Square Park. Depressed, you head to Haiti, where you had enjoyed some wild vacations in the 1970s. This time, you run into a pop-culture-savvy voodoo priest who thinks you were mocking him when you went native in the Eat 'Em and Smile era. He puts a curse on you. As you watch dirt shovelled on top of you, you utter your last words in your head: "Don't bury me--I'm not dead." THE END
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