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YES, WE CAN RIDE THE BOOGIE, FEEL THAT BEAT OF LOVE
She looks like such a nice girl and her girlfrienditude to you makes her a star by association. The two of you are like Natalie Wood and Robert Wagner. She even mysteriously drowns in a boating accident. All the clues point to you having boozed her up and tipped her over. Things look pretty bad for a while until you hire Johnny Cochran as your high-profile celebrity lawyer. He gets you off scott-free to marry Jill St. John who you stab to death with your Cinderella toy wand. You become a celebrity serial killer because you are a tormented soul. After your eventual arrest, you blame everything on your mother but when police search the family compound they find in the attic a rocking chair with the dead body of Diana Ross dressed-up to look like your mother. Ahhhhhhhh! The End. Back to the Beginning of the Story
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